1 00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:03,280 Barney has cancer. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:06,600 What sort of cancer? Fuck! Why didn't somebody tell me? 3 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,400 It's the greatest thing that has ever happened to me. 4 00:00:08,520 --> 00:00:10,520 Every day is a blessing. 5 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,000 You were in prison. So what? 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:15,560 You just decided to steal my secretary and my entire client base? 7 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,720 They want to make a movie about Josh and me. 8 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:20,760 Who's 'they'? Ron Howard's company. 9 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,600 Oh, sh... Tikki! 10 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:25,080 Hello, Cal. 11 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:27,680 Here's what I think we need you to do. 12 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,720 You're going to host a new television program, 13 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:32,120 mostly gambling and scandal. 14 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,720 You're my rock. You're my port in a storm. You're my soulmate. 15 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,520 That's just a shipwreck. 16 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:40,680 Oh, fuck! 17 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,520 Why do you think I'm here? 18 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,120 I can get any damn QC in the world 19 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:31,720 to make a good argument and quote the act, chapter and verse. 20 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:36,600 What I need is someone who is prepared to play beyond the rules, 21 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:40,720 someone who can say 'mammophile' without flinching, 22 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,560 someone to bring fireworks to this case. 23 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:45,880 Who can bring the circus and the carnival to court. 24 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,760 I need someone who can bring top-secret, inadmissible, 25 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:52,200 highly prejudicial evidence before a jury. 26 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,760 Do you think you can do that? 27 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,680 Maybe... 28 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,960 ..if the price is right. 29 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,240 For the hundredth time, Clarice, I don't swing that way. 30 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:15,360 I love you, but only as a friend. You have to understand that. 31 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,800 I'm in love with Josh. Oh, for fuck's sake. 32 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,800 I'm off the meth. I only do coke on weekends. 33 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,760 I mean, what more do you want from me? 34 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:28,360 What will it take for you to understand 35 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,360 how I feel about you, Melissa? 36 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,080 Clarice, Melissa and I are getting married. 37 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,880 OK, I'll do it, Josh, on one condition. 38 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,560 What's that? 39 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,960 Let me give the bride away. 40 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:09,520 Oh, wasn't Cate just amazing? 41 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:13,640 Oh, yeah. She brought out my inner lesbian perfectly. 42 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:16,280 Shall we change the subject? What to? 43 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,280 Well, how's your work coming along? Great. 44 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,760 I'm a legal pariah, 45 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:21,960 and your stupid, fucking film's 46 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,160 only going to make matters worse, isn't it? 47 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,640 Next question? 48 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,640 Oh, God, look who's here. 49 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,120 Is she a pal of yours? 50 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:33,440 I think one of her companies may have invested in the film. 51 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,080 Yeah, that'd be right. She invests in a lot of shit, doesn't she? 52 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,080 Mm. Hello. Welcome. 53 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,160 What are we looking at here? 54 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,200 This is our take on pizza. 55 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:48,800 Our take on pizza? 56 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,360 Please don't start. 57 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,880 Our take on... You can't have a take on pizza. 58 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,920 Either it is pizza or it isn't, and this isn't. 59 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,680 See this? This is a slice of bread. 60 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:03,160 There is no pizza doughlike substance anywhere near this thing. 61 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,320 Look, you've got cheese, you've got some sort of tomato-based sauce. 62 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,760 Yeah, but that's not what makes it a pizza. 63 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,800 You can put any old shit you like on top of the pizza, 64 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,080 make a terrible pizza, but it's still a pizza, 65 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:16,400 because the thing that makes it a pizza is the base. 66 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:18,640 And that's why they're called pizzas. 67 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,120 Should I get you another drink? 68 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,440 I tell you what - I'll get you a drink, 69 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,480 but it'll be my take on white wine, 70 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:25,960 which is Fanta. 71 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:29,680 Thank you. That's my take on your take. 72 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:32,040 Wonderful. Thank you so much. 73 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,440 Welcome. 74 00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:40,200 Do you know her? 75 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,840 What has got into you? 76 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:45,720 You've turned into some sort of sexual truffle pig. 77 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,720 When this little piggy hasn't had a truffle for over 12 months, 78 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:52,120 his snout gets very sensitive. 79 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,600 Oh, great. 80 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:58,200 Good evening, Clarice. 81 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:00,560 Oh, stop it! 82 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,720 Missy will tell you that Clarice is an amalgam 83 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,120 of all kinds of characters and ideas, won't she? 84 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:10,080 Gertrude Stein, Chastity Bono, Melissa Etheridge. 85 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,320 I wouldn't be so cocky, cocky. 86 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,840 Your character was described as, quote, 'Totally gaybones'. 87 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:19,240 By your character - a deranged lesbian meth addict. 88 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,920 Please. You guys are making a scene. 89 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,400 I'm not the one the papers are sniggering about, mate. 90 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,480 That is right-wing tabloid bullshit. 91 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,680 Oh, I know. You want to take this outside? 92 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,320 Yes! Let's take the fucker outside. 93 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,800 No! Come on! 94 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,400 Yeah! No. Nobody is going outside. 95 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,440 Everybody is staying in. 96 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,560 You are not going to ruin this night for me. 97 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:43,200 Yeah, Melissa is right. We should stay in. 98 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:46,400 Except for Harry, who should come out. 99 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:57,480 I guess that's your take on 'going outside'. 100 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,320 Paulie! 101 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,880 - Paulie. - Is that you, Horny? I'm out. 102 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:07,240 Mate, you've gone through two bags already. Jesus. 103 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:12,040 Hey, that was you, wasn't it? Who was the guy who knocked you out? 104 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,880 Exactly. You want a line? 105 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,880 Oh... You don't even know me, fellas. 106 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:19,880 Go on, Horny. Give him a line. OK, Paulie. 107 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,480 He looks like he could use one. Yeah, he does. 108 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,480 Then let's go back to the party. 109 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,040 Is the cow still there? 110 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,080 Mate, I just saw her leaving, I swear. 111 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:29,880 Who's the cow? My stepmother. 112 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,360 Tikki Wendon. 113 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,480 You're Tikki Wendon's stepson? 114 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:35,480 God help me. Enjoy. 115 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,680 Place your bets. 116 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:58,880 What you got, Paulie? 117 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,400 Last bets. 118 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,360 No more bets. 119 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,920 14. 120 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:08,920 14! 121 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,320 Thank you, gentlemen. Stick with me. 122 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:15,120 Stick with me for the evening. This is as safe as houses. 123 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,800 Well done, sir. Place your bets. I love it. 124 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,920 That's going right there. No numbers for you. 125 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,920 Come on, now. That's the one. 126 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:26,000 I'd be popping them right there. 127 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,840 Popping them right there. That's where it's going. 128 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,240 Oh! Oh, my God! Yes! 129 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,080 It's not bad. How much was that? 130 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,960 $5,600. Well done, sir. 131 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,480 $5,600. New bet. 132 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:41,040 Place your bets. Champagne! 133 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:03,720 The stars were punching well above their weight last night 134 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,280 at the opening of the new Cate Blanchett movie, Joshua, 135 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,600 based on the life 136 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:10,400 of goodplumbing.com founder, Joshua Floyd. 137 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:14,240 At the party following the premiere, a Sydney lawyer, Cleaver Greene, 138 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:15,400 found himself decked 139 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:18,320 by New South Wales Opposition Leader, David Potter. 140 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,880 Come on, you guys, you'll be late. Coming up... 141 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,760 Is Matty ready? Yeah. 142 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,640 And where's Rhett? Probably wanking. 143 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:29,360 Summer, don't be disgusting. Well, he probably is! 144 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:31,280 That's all he does at the moment. 145 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,920 Well, if that boy is mean to you again, my darling, 146 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,600 you tell Mrs Elms, alright? 147 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:39,520 Because what do we not condone? We do not condone bullying. 148 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:41,200 Alright, my darling. 149 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,400 Thanks, Rhetty. 150 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:45,880 Right. 151 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,200 There you go, sweetheart. 152 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,760 Pack it up, troops. 153 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:53,880 We must remember to send Greene some flowers. 154 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,360 Yeah. 155 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,560 Mate, these numbers are fucking gold. 156 00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,040 You've got to beat more people up. 157 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,360 - Have you seen this? - Yeah? Yes. 158 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:06,280 That is much better than that Tinker Bell bullshit. 159 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,080 What Tinker Bell bullshit? 160 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,400 There are a couple of cartoons. 161 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:13,560 What, with me as... Yeah, as Tinker Bell, yeah. 162 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,640 I thought I was Harry Potter - you know, the glasses, the... 163 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,560 Online, they moved you to Tinker Bell. 164 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,200 What are they saying? What does it look like? 165 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,080 It's just the glasses... 166 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,560 ..and the tutu. 167 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:28,440 And a broken wand, but there was no body per se. 168 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:32,120 A tutu? A broken wand? 169 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,040 Everything's fine now, hey? Look at this. 170 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,840 You don't punch like you take it up the arse, hey? 171 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,880 Look at that! We're back on this gay thing. 172 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,600 It's a Raging Bull quote. It's not gay. 173 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:43,360 It's the tabloids. You should have ditched the glasses 174 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:46,360 after Derby Day at Randwick, like we said. They didn't poll well. 175 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:49,440 Glasses are not gay, they're just... they're just glasses! 176 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:51,520 I've been wearing them since primary school. 177 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,360 Since when have we been polling glasses? 178 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:56,920 My mum has had the laser. It's been unbelievable. 179 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:58,840 The glasses were a big part of the problem. 180 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,560 That's how the Harry Potter stuff came up in the first place. 181 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,440 Cleaver Greene is how the fucking Harry Potter stuff came up. 182 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,840 Lord, we commend into your hands 183 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,720 the spirit of your servant, Malcolm John Finnane. 184 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,320 Who are you? 185 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,880 Cleaver Greene. Oh. 186 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,920 Lord, Malcolm didn't have an easy life. 187 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,240 Malcolm told me a lot about you. 188 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:19,240 Malcolm didn't have an easy life, Lord, and... 189 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:21,640 When did you get out? Excuse me, young lady. 190 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,280 This is a funeral service for your brother. 191 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:27,720 I know, and this is a prayer, right? Indeed. 192 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,160 So you're talking to God, not me. 193 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,560 You have your conversation. I'll have mine. 194 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:38,320 This man, unlike you, actually knew my brother. He was in jail with him. 195 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:42,280 If anyone should be talking about Malcolm, it should be this man. 196 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,040 He had sex with Malcolm. I did not! 197 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,520 Malcolm told me you did. 198 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:51,080 Well, Malcolm was a little delusional in matters of romance. 199 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:54,600 Come on. A lot of guys do things inside they wouldn't normally do. 200 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:58,040 He wanted to, but it never happened. OK, sure. 201 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:01,360 What is wrong with... Hey, is this about slipping on the soap? 202 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:05,600 Did he tell you about... Because I... I... I never slipped... 203 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,080 Not in the... I never slipped. 204 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,720 He was very explicit. 205 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,800 Fantasists tend to be. Jesus Christ. 206 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:15,280 I think we're... we're done here. 207 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:21,640 Ah, in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, amen. 208 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:27,000 It's called coimetrophobia, by the way. 209 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,760 What? What is? 210 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,840 Fear of cemeteries. 211 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,440 Do you have death issues? 212 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,040 Ah, one or two... 213 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,520 ..mainly one. 214 00:13:36,680 --> 00:13:40,920 It's those left behind who suffer, Mr Greene, not the dead. 215 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,480 Right. So we should fear life more than we fear death? 216 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,280 Obviously. Ah. 217 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:50,160 I never thought about it like that. You must be a riot at parties. 218 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,800 Ah, I know a lot of dead people. 219 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,320 Are you a mortician or something? 220 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:59,280 Psychologist. I specialise in addictions. 221 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:02,400 You know - drugs, alcohol, gambling. 222 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:06,720 Ah. That must be fascinating for you. 223 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,440 This is what he wanted. 224 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,560 He was very specific. 225 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:18,960 Did he ever talk to you about God? 226 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,160 No. 227 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:25,520 All these years, after everything he's been through, 228 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,200 I never understood how he kept his faith. 229 00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,560 I don't have a problem, OK? 230 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:38,680 You lawyers are all the same, aren't you? 231 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:42,000 You think your class is above the frailty of others. 232 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,440 First of all, I've been expelled from my class. 233 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,760 Alright? Second of all, yes, I was at a party. 234 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,480 Yeah, there may have been a few sprinkles. What's the big deal? 235 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,680 It wasn't just a few sprinkles, Cleaver - 236 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,960 it was at least a gram and a half, maybe two. 237 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:59,320 That's not work for an amateur. That takes a seasoned professional. 238 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:02,080 Are you some sort of a cocaine savant? 239 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,760 Call me if you ever want a chat, OK? 240 00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:07,680 Yeah, right. 241 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,200 Don't throw away a second chance. 242 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,040 You're lucky to have one. 243 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,360 See ya. OK. 244 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,000 Congratulations, Senior Counsel. 245 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,680 Thank you. I'm very proud of you. 246 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,920 I hope that doesn't sound condescending. It's not meant to. 247 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,160 It doesn't. Good. 248 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:59,040 Ah, thank you. Very kind. 249 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:09,520 Johnny, how's it hanging? 250 00:16:09,640 --> 00:16:11,000 Cleaver. 251 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,400 Pedro, all good your end? 252 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,480 Cleaver. Cleaver. 253 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,080 All good my end. 254 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,480 Fellas, how's it dangling? 255 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:51,960 Cleaver. Cleaver. 256 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,040 I told you you could come to the ceremony, not the house. 257 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,760 I couldn't make the ceremony. 258 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,240 David, it's over. 259 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,000 I know, I know. 260 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,000 Are you out of your mind? 261 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,920 Jesus! 262 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,000 Open your present. 263 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,760 Come on. 264 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,240 Silk for a silk. 265 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,960 Congratulations. 266 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:54,720 Sammy Cox is dealing with Marcel's side of things, of course, 267 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,440 but the salient and little-known fact 268 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,280 is that Laetitia's selling half of the restaurant. 269 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,560 - Are you in, Fred? - Fucking right I'm in for it. 270 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,840 It's only 150 grand each a pop. 271 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,320 For Christ's sake, you don't get an opportunity like that 272 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:10,680 begging to go down on you every day. 273 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,960 150, you say? Oh, don't be such a prick. 274 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:16,200 You spend that amount on batteries for your dildos each month. 275 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,320 OK, I'm in. 276 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,040 Oh, that's more like it. Anybody else? 277 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,640 Marcel's. Marcel's. I'm trying to remember. 278 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:28,200 It wasn't just the salmonella, so it wasn't just the puking. 279 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:33,600 It was the sort of incessant tide of Gallic flim-flam and wankery, 280 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:34,760 the sort of 281 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:40,760 'noisette Napoleon, cote de boeuf de Gaulle de pommes de terre'. 282 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:43,640 Steak and chips. Fuck me. 283 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:15,760 ♪ Ba-bam-bam Ba-bam-bam. ♪ 284 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,200 Invisible man, coming through. 285 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,680 Invisible man. 286 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,520 Whoa-ho-ho! 287 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,360 Moncrieff, sit down! 288 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,880 Ooh, sou'-wester. 289 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,120 Ladies. 290 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,400 Blue Man Group. 291 00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:45,400 Yeah, baby. Feel it and weep. 292 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,240 Yeah? Mate, it's Paulie. Where are you? 293 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,720 Paulie? Paulie... 294 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,240 You've forgotten, haven't you? 295 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,080 You were so fucking wasted. 296 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,520 We were meant to have lunch today, make the transfer. 297 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,040 Make what transfer? 298 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,520 Your winnings. 299 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,320 Horny and I thought you might leave them in the back of a cab, 300 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,800 so we looked after them for you. 301 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:13,360 What winnings? Yeah, you were on fire, mate. 302 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,800 How much did I win? 160. 303 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,400 160 bucks? 304 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,520 Grand, mate. 160 grand. 305 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,200 I'm in. 306 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:25,680 Sorry, Cleaver? 307 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,240 Marcel's. I'm in. 150 you said, right? 308 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,840 I can have a bank cheque for you tomorrow. 309 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,560 Steak and chips. Yeah. 310 00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:37,840 Dartnell Private Oncology. Helen speaking. 311 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,680 Ooh, it's looking a little bit tricky, 312 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:44,080 but I'll see if I can squeeze you in, poppet. 313 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,360 No, just doing my job, my love. 314 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:01,000 This is the best move you've ever made. This will set you up. 315 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,760 Are you back on coke? What? 316 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,400 Look, you've always told me 317 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,640 not to piss my money up against a wall, but invest it. 318 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,880 Fred is the country's leading tax lawyer. 319 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,720 The man is genetically risk-averse. 320 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,640 If you were freezing to death, 321 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,920 he would lease you the steam off his piss 322 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,400 and claim it as a deduction. 323 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:18,880 He knows what he's doing. 324 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,200 So what are you going to live on? 325 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,840 The way I see it, I've been given a second chance, 326 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,280 and I don't want to blow it, alright? 327 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,240 I'm ready to work again. 328 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:34,760 I will live on my earnings, and the restaurant can be my superannuation. 329 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,000 This is inspirational, Cleave. 330 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,160 This is the film they should be making. 331 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:43,600 Darling, why don't you throw a few cases Cleave's way? 332 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,600 Yeah, I could do that 333 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,840 if there's something you might be interested in. 334 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,960 Well, maybe some of the more grisly ones. 335 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:56,360 I know you're a little squeamish. I could lighten your load. 336 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,160 This would not be about you lightening my load. 337 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:03,520 This would be about you being my junior counsel. I'm an SC now. 338 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,200 It would be consistent work, Cleave. 339 00:22:05,360 --> 00:22:08,080 Let me remind you that some of us have been in the legal game 340 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,560 a little longer than others. 341 00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:16,040 Oh, right. Yet miraculously, you're still a junior counsel. Go figure. 342 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:20,400 I just think this is fantastic. 343 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,920 This is the best day! 344 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,080 I want to celebrate! I'm going for a run. 345 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,800 What is wrong with you? 346 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,840 I'm going for a run. Who are you? 347 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,400 You went for a run this morning. I'm going to Nicole's. 348 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,200 She needs a hand with something. 349 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:35,680 You drive to Nicole's! Nah! 350 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,160 Barney, you need to rest your body after chemo. 351 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:43,040 Just drive, you fuckwit. Why? I'm feeling fine. 352 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,840 Hey? I've never felt better. Hey? 353 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,880 Come on! Hey, did I tell you I'm doing the KMA Half Marathon? 354 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,840 The what? The KMA. I'm living, mate! 355 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,800 Why don't you do it with me, Cleave? Come on, come on, embrace life. 356 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:57,600 Feel the blood pumping! 357 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:00,640 Oh, yes. You want to feel my aorta bursting? 358 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:02,520 Come on, do it. Yes? Yes? Is that a yes? 359 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,400 Is that a nod? Come on, come on, come on... 360 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,240 Alright, mate, I'll be there. I'll come and watch you kill yourself. 361 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,600 But if the doctor says, rest, you should fucking rest. 362 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:16,360 You people are soft. Come on, live a little! Whee! 363 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,720 When he's here, he's running to Nicole 364 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,960 and when he's with Nicole, he's running back here. 365 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,000 He's got the gym and the school run, 366 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:31,000 and now he wants to do this... bloody half marathon. 367 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,720 It's going to kill him. 368 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,800 I know it, Nicole knows it. 369 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:39,720 What we don't know is if he's running away from death 370 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,440 or running towards it. 371 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,440 So, Australia, 372 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:01,520 you think you've seen it all until you find a piece of work like this. 373 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:05,120 A mother-of-three, a doctor's receptionist, 374 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:09,760 one Helen Harwood, shaves her seven-year-old son's head 375 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:14,400 and tells the world he has cancer, and she's done it twice, 376 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,880 purely in order to scam Medicare to the tune of $400,000. 377 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,480 Now, this is a fraud of such proportions 378 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:22,800 that the Labor Party 379 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:25,600 must be considering Ms Harwood for preselection. 380 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,360 We've got to crack down on these welfare fraudsters, 381 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,840 and I know how to. 382 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:34,080 But first, let's cross to the seventh at Doomben, 383 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,400 where I hear Likely Lad is now at fours. Tom? 384 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,880 Numbers are holding, mate. 385 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:42,880 Remember, Dave - you're not just a man's man, but a bloke's bloke. 386 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,400 You won't back down. 387 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,200 He's not a bloke's bloke, is he? 388 00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:53,760 Now, you call yourself the Police Commissioner, do you not? 389 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:58,960 I call you the Commissioner of Death, the Commissioner of Disgrace, 390 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,760 the Commissioner who stands idly by 391 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:05,240 whilst young Australians and other young people 392 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,400 lucky enough to be allowed to live in this country 393 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:08,720 are killing each other. 394 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:13,000 You are in effect the Commissioner of Blood, are you not? 395 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,840 I'm Cal McGregor. We'll be right back. 396 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,400 David Potter, thanks for finally agreeing to come onto the show. 397 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,120 Well, thanks for finally asking me, Cal. 398 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,520 So - welfare frauds. 399 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,640 You lot basically put out the welcome mat for them 400 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,200 when you were in office. 401 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,440 Medicare is a Federal responsibility, not State. 402 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,320 I would have thought even a disgraced former Attorney-General 403 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:37,800 would have known that. 404 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,840 You're willing to put out the welcome mat for welfare cheats, 405 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,240 yet you're opposed to infrastructure reform. 406 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,760 Tikki Wendon's superbly imaginative plan 407 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:47,840 to build an edifice rivalling the Opera House 408 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,440 on the other side of the Harbour - billions of dollars of investment, 409 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:52,920 thousands of jobs... 410 00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,880 By 'edifice', you mean 'casino', right? 411 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,640 Look, I will oppose both the Government and Tikki Wendon on this, 412 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,280 and I won't back down. 413 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,560 My dad shot through because of his problem with gambling. 414 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,280 Yeah, thanks. I'm afraid we're out of time. 415 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:10,240 Food for thought, David Potter, if you're bulimic. 416 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,840 Now, the seventh at Dapto's about to kick off, 417 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,480 and I hear Mere Avenger's looking special. Tom? 418 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,960 We're out, everyone. 419 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:19,440 Thanks, Potter. That was good. 420 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,800 Hey, listen. Tell me, I'm curious - 421 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:26,080 what motivates you to get up and go to work in the morning? 422 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,760 The naive belief that today's got to be better than yesterday. 423 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,160 I'll see you later. 424 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,760 Jesus! You right? 425 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,240 Yep, I'm good. 426 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,160 Is that you, guys? Yes, it's us, boss. 427 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,520 Got to get that laser surgery. I'll make the appointment. 428 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,000 Fucking poofter. 429 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,440 This isn't going to work. This can't possibly work. 430 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:57,800 Well, you'd better make it work, because you need the work. 431 00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:00,040 Anyway, you've been a junior before. 432 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,520 Yeah, Not for four years. 433 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,000 And those guys were actually... 434 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,000 What's the word again? Oh, yes - senior to me. 435 00:27:07,120 --> 00:27:08,480 I'm not an errand boy. 436 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,320 She's going to want me to research stuff, find precedents, 437 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,640 read actual judgements and legislature. 438 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,720 You know that's not my thing. She's the prissy, methodical one. 439 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,200 She's the one... 440 00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:21,120 Oh, Cleaver, will you shut up and face reality? 441 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,720 What the fuck is this? Reality. 442 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,720 Yours is the third room on the left of reality. 443 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,200 You're kidding me. 444 00:27:29,360 --> 00:27:33,720 Dump your stuff. Scarlet would like you for a conference in five. 445 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,200 Oh. 446 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,080 Are you kidding me?! 447 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,880 Oh, for the love of... 448 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,120 Helen Harwood, Scarlet Marx SC. 449 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,600 Engels. 450 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:10,720 Right. Sorry - Engels. Not Marx, not Lenin. I knew it was one of them. 451 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,200 Don't put me in the gulag! 452 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,200 Hi, I'm Helen. How are you? 453 00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,160 Scarlet Engels. How do you do? Please take a seat. 454 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,640 Thank you. 455 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,120 And this is Cleaver Greene. 456 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,360 Hi, I'm Helen. How are you? Helen, lovely to meet you. 457 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:26,240 I love to bake. Nothing like a muffin in the morning. 458 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,240 These are for you, Ms Engels. 459 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,240 And of course Mr Greene? Oh! Yum, yum. 460 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,480 And of course Mr Lincoln. I know how much he likes them. 461 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:36,520 That's very kind of you, Ms Harwood, but let's get down to business. 462 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,560 Of course. I know how precious your time is. 463 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,840 I hope we can get over this whole silly misunderstanding. 464 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,880 Misunderstanding? Right. 465 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:50,600 Um, Ms Harwood, it would appear that you have committed 466 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,120 a complex and well thought-through fraud 467 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:57,160 which has netted you almost $400,000. 468 00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,200 You've claimed reimbursement for hundreds of medical procedures 469 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,840 for your son which never took place, 470 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,800 using your position as a medical receptionist to an oncologist 471 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,320 to forge claim forms and reports. 472 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,400 Yes. There has been some confusion with the forms. 473 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,960 $400,000 does not represent confusion, Ms Harwood, 474 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,560 it represents fraud! 475 00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:22,960 OK. Lincoln, why don't you take Helen downstairs for a jiffy 476 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,280 and get her a nice cup of tea, 477 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,200 and Ms Engels and I will have a little chat? 478 00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,680 Of course. 479 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,560 OK, not the most auspicious start. 480 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,560 Do you think? I don't have to like her. 481 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,040 But you can't hate her. 482 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:47,560 She has made her little boy pretend he has cancer. Don't you hate her? 483 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,560 You can't hate your clients, Red. 484 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,880 Why not? Because they're your livelihood, 485 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,840 and sometimes - admittedly, rarely - they are actually innocent. 486 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:02,280 What's worse, occasionally, they turn out to be better people than we are. 487 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:06,760 Even some of the guilty ones? Especially some of the guilty ones. 488 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,600 Now, look, the woman clearly has a problem. 489 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,360 There's got to be a syndrome out there we can pin it on. 490 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,840 No, her best chance is to plead guilty and be full of remorse. 491 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,400 Tom Buckingham's running it for the DPP. 492 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,160 We're old mates. We can do a deal. 493 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:22,880 Is this the way you run your practice - 494 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,360 doing deals with old mates? 495 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,520 What happened to good, old-fashioned advocacy? 496 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,200 Cleaver, you and I both know 497 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,560 that 95% of the people who come in here are guilty. 498 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,240 The best thing we can do for them is a deal. 499 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:36,280 I want you to go out and talk to her 500 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,360 and find something to help me make that deal. 501 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,760 Alright? Priority one - find out what she's done with the money 502 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,240 and if she can give it back. 503 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,920 Off you go. 504 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,880 Hmm? Oh! Oh, yes. 505 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,360 Dismissed, huh? 506 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,000 Yes? Yes, you are. 507 00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:53,800 You can send Lincoln back up. Bon voyage. 508 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,760 Jawohl, mein Obergruppenfuhrer. 509 00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,200 Matty's been so brave, haven't you, my darling? 510 00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,840 Yeah, I'll bet he has. 511 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,040 Where's your cancer, mate? Bones, grade-3. 512 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,120 Started in my left leg when I was four. 513 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,680 I've got to do some homework. 514 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,960 Is that alright, Mr Greene? 515 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:20,080 Yeah. Actually, I wouldn't mind a private word, Helen. 516 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,160 Rhett, look after your brother. 517 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,640 Alright. 518 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,680 Um... 519 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:42,880 ..you know you're looking at five years, don't you? 520 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,680 Five years? Prison. 521 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,360 Prison? I can't go to prison. 522 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:51,240 Right. Well, Ms Engels is very good at doing deals. 523 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:54,520 She can probably get it down to two for you, maybe even one 524 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,160 if you can get the money back. 525 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:57,920 I told you - I can't go to prison. 526 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,920 Can you get the money back? 527 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:01,960 Do you hear me? Helen. 528 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,520 What have you done with the money? 529 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,120 I don't know anything about any money. 530 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:10,520 OK, look - this place isn't exactly a palace, 531 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,160 and it's got a hefty mortgage. 532 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,160 The kids' school paid for the car. 533 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:20,200 I don't know. Have you invested the money somewhere? 534 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:25,200 Did you buy yourself some jewels? Is there a boat I need to know about? 535 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,520 Helen, this has to stop. 536 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,680 Matty doesn't have cancer, does he? 537 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,440 He's a healthy, seven-year-old boy 538 00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:36,720 who should be leading a healthy, seven-year-old life, 539 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:38,760 but because of you, he thinks he's very sick. 540 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:43,560 You're hurting him. You know that, don't you? 541 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,080 How dare you. 542 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:49,040 I would never hurt him. 543 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,000 I love him more than anything in the world. 544 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,120 What have you done with the money? Get out. 545 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,080 We don't have time for... I said, get out! 546 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:58,560 OK, OK. 547 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:02,680 But... 548 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,560 Psst! 549 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,040 Frog and Gnome. 550 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,320 The Congo is just so far! 551 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,120 Yeah, I think that's part of the point, Mum. 552 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,280 There's enough poor people here to go around, surely. 553 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,520 Why have you got to go all the way to Africa? 554 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,280 That's where the mission's sending us. 555 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,720 Why can't the mission send you to Brisbane? 556 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:56,920 There are poor people in Brisbane. 557 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,120 It's just an hour away. We could visit you there. 558 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:01,840 Mum, my bag is too small. 559 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,520 I told you that when we were shopping. I know, I know. 560 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,360 Alright, take mine. It's in my wardrobe. Back left-hand side. 561 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:12,440 I can remember being desperate to go to London when I was a girl. 562 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,080 My father went on a long business trip there, 563 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:21,360 and he brought me back the most beautiful doll from Harrods. 564 00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,040 It was the most exquisite thing. 565 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,760 Fuzz! 566 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:27,240 Wendy? 567 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,880 You know the Dicksons? 568 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,720 Well, they're having a party, and we all had to bring something. 569 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,200 Mum? 570 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:46,920 Darling, this is Ruth. She's... 571 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,760 She's something that... 572 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,000 She watches. 573 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:57,080 She... We don't do anything with her, she's just... 574 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,920 You've heard of voyeurism, haven't you? 575 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:04,440 Yeah, but isn't the defining element of voyeurism being able to see? 576 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,520 If she's watching, then who... Roger likes to be watched. 577 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,640 He likes to be watched by that? Yeah. 578 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,240 OK. 579 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:17,120 OK? 580 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:18,640 You sure? Yeah. 581 00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,960 I was just thinking of what Dad would say if he found out. 582 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,440 OK, what are your terms? 583 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:33,560 Well, I just think Tara and I 584 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,960 would be better prepared for the Congo if... 585 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,960 ..if we flew business class. 586 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,480 Helen? 587 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,640 Oh, Helen. 588 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:51,240 Rhett! I told you not to open the door. 589 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,720 It's over, Mum. What are you talking about? 590 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:59,800 Look, I went up to the Frog and Gnome and had a word with Bill up there. 591 00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:04,280 That's a good, old pub, isn't it? 592 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,080 Please, not in front of the children. 593 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:10,920 Summer and I know, Mum. Do you think we're fucking idiots? 594 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:15,920 Look, Helen, Bill seems to think it's probably more like $500,000 595 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,280 you've put through his pokies over time. 596 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:37,520 Good evening, sir. 597 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,280 Good evening. 598 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:45,200 I happen to be a significant shareholder in this establishment, 599 00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:50,640 so my first question to you is, where the fuck is everybody? 600 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,680 Well, it's a Friday, sir. Not much traffic on Friday. 601 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,600 Oh, not much traffic on a Friday? 602 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,920 No, sir. 603 00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,720 Felicity. Cleaver. 604 00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,640 We'll be talking more, my friend. 605 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,240 The answer's no. I don't get it. 606 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:13,280 The woman's an addict. More than that, she's a victim. 607 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,120 She's poured hundreds of thousands of dollars into these pokies. 608 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:17,440 This is the problem. 609 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,080 It's people like you who give addiction a bad name. 610 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:23,800 It's who like me who what? 611 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:27,040 'I cheated on my wife 20 times. Boohoo. I'm a sex addict.' 612 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:32,120 'This is my fifth drink-driving charge. Boohoo. I'm an alcoholic.' 613 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:36,400 'Don't judge me, society, help me. I'm a victim.' Please. 614 00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,960 This woman should go to jail and do a rehab program. 615 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,640 I've got no interest in helping her. 616 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,360 Wow. 617 00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,200 Oh, and just for the record, 618 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,600 I hear the duck here is a little on the dry side. 619 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:53,840 Hey, don't start saying things about the duck you're going to regret. 620 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,720 I think you're a coward. 621 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,600 Oh, yeah. You talk big, 622 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:01,280 but when the opportunity actually arises to do something... 623 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,480 Do what, exactly? 624 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,440 This isn't just about Helen Harwood. 625 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,000 Imagine the message that would be sent 626 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,920 if a jury were to find someone else 627 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,720 ultimately responsible for Helen's crimes. 628 00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:19,960 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 629 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,880 My motives might be a little less subtle than yours, 630 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,120 but we can take the fuckers on. 631 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,400 You want to take on the gambling lobby? 632 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:31,760 I do. 633 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,840 See? I'm full of surprises. 634 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:42,920 Tell me, how long is it since you've actually had sex? 635 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:46,360 An eternity. 636 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,880 I can be full of surprises too. 637 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,560 One year. 638 00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,160 Daily rehab classes, of course, 639 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,840 and after six months, you get to go home for weekends. 640 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,480 I'm not going to jail. 641 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,160 Helen, under the circumstances, I have to advise you, 642 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,960 this is a very good deal. 643 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,560 Is it my choice? 644 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,040 Yes. 645 00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,560 Then no. Thank you. It's very sweet of you, 646 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:30,440 and I know you must have worked very hard. 647 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,680 Helen, if you don't take this deal and we lose, 648 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,280 you could get five years. 649 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:40,240 Mr Greene said that I could get off without doing any time at all. 650 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,000 Ah, yes. 651 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,600 Well, what I actually said was 652 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:49,760 that if Ms Engels says that you will do a year, then you will do a year, 653 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:55,400 whereas if you go my way, you'll either probably do no time at all 654 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,480 or you'll do the full five-year stretch. 655 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:02,320 Right. 656 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:08,840 So, this is what you're instructing me to plead. 657 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,680 You are a victim of the gambling industry, 658 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:17,960 which drove you to pretend that your seven-year-old son has cancer. 659 00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,360 That is what I'm instructing you to plead. 660 00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,360 Ms Engels, you haven't even touched your muffin. 661 00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,800 I know how much you like blueberry. 662 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,240 So, well done. 663 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:38,840 The first case I throw you, you make me look like an idiot. 664 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,000 Come on, Red. 665 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,680 I send you to do a little groundwork. 666 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:43,720 You turn my client against me. Our client. 667 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,200 All prosecution needs are a few parents on the jury, 668 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,720 and our client is going to spend the next five years of her life in jail. 669 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,720 It's all high risk for your high stakes, isn't it? 670 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,200 It's all about the rush. 671 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,600 Has the last year taught you nothing? 672 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,320 She doesn't want to go to jail. 673 00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,960 Oh! Well, that's a novel defence. 674 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,440 'Your Honour, my client doesn't want to go to jail.' 675 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,160 'Oh, really, Ms Engels? Well, you leave me with no choice. 676 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,360 The prisoner is free to go back out into the world 677 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,680 and pretend her daughter has the fucking plague!' 678 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,120 Thank you, Your Honour. 679 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,600 Your Honour, since the installation 680 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,840 of poker machines in the Frog and Gnome 681 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,480 some three years ago, my client has... 682 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,920 ..has put $500,000 through those machines. 683 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:29,640 I'm aware, Ms Engels. What are you suggesting? 684 00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,000 Is this going to be some sort of plea in mitigation, 685 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:37,040 or are you embarking on some bizarre causative frolic? 686 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,720 Maybe Your Honour could give me a moment to seek further and... 687 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,840 Excuse me, Your Honour. 688 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:48,920 With the greatest respect, perhaps my junior, Mr Greene, could... 689 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:16,440 Your Honour, if I could beg the court's indulgence for one moment. 690 00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:23,880 How many addicts do we have in the jury over there? 691 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,360 Two I'm pretty certain of. 692 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,000 The girl in the pink is spending every cent she has on blow, 693 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:31,080 and the guy in the plaid loves the ponies, I think. 694 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,840 A couple of alcos, maybe. 695 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:34,600 Mr Greene! 696 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:38,880 Your Honour, I do beg your pardon. 697 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,760 Ladies and gentlemen, 698 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:49,800 you sit today in judgement of your fellow human being. 699 00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,160 That is a heavy burden, isn't it? 700 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,640 Does not the Bible say, 701 00:42:55,760 --> 00:43:00,960 'Judge not lest ye be judged,' hmm? 702 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:04,560 You will come to know my client, Helen Harwood, 703 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,760 as a doting mother-of-three. 704 00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:13,040 Now, she does not deny that she has committed some terrible acts, 705 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:17,200 but what we must determine here today in this court 706 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:20,560 is what drove my client to commit these acts. 707 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:22,200 What is the root cause? 708 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:28,560 The scourge of gambling is a multibillion-dollar industry 709 00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:34,680 that makes its massive profits from seducing vulnerable folk 710 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,480 such as my client. 711 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,880 I never really gambled before the pub put the machines in. 712 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,000 It started out as just the odd flutter, you know, 713 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,560 but soon I couldn't stop myself. 714 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:51,680 I took out a second mortgage on the house, 715 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,000 but that was gone in a few months. 716 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:56,000 I tried to stop. 717 00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:00,120 Every day I'd say, 'Not today.' 718 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:04,000 But... then I'd see the ads on the telly, you know, 719 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,120 for the gambling websites. 720 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,760 They're everywhere. 721 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:14,160 I'd walk past the pub and... I could hear the machines. 722 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,920 It was like they were calling me. 723 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,600 Apologies, Your Honour. Might I take a moment? 724 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,960 Yes, Ms Engels. 725 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:30,840 Do you think that she may have poisoned me? 726 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:34,000 Don't be ridiculous. Why would she do that? 727 00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:35,720 I think it was the mu... 728 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:38,800 The muffin. 729 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,480 The blueberry muffin? No. 730 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:47,680 I thought the blueberry muffins were your favourite type of muffin. 731 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,200 Now, where were we? 732 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:59,920 Mr Short, when was the first time that you saw my client in your pub? 733 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:03,000 I can't recall. You did meet her, did you not? 734 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,480 Yeah, I did, on many occasions. 735 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,800 So you knew that she had children, 736 00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,760 one of whom, to all intents and purposes, had cancer? 737 00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:11,200 Yeah, I did. 738 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,240 Yet you did nothing to discourage her 739 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,960 from pouring hundreds of thousands of dollars 740 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,680 into the machines at your pub? 741 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,360 It's a free country. 742 00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:24,840 In fact, far from discouraging her, you actually offered her inducements 743 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:28,040 to play the pokies at the Frog and Gnome, didn't you, Mr Short? 744 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,760 Inducements? Yes. 745 00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,920 Did you offer her... free food and drink? 746 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,400 Yeah, sometimes. 747 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:38,200 Did you extend her a line of credit at all? 748 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:42,120 Occasionally, yeah. Under what circumstances? 749 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,040 Well, usually, it was after we rooted. 750 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,440 I beg your pardon? 751 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,840 We had an arrangement. We rooted, what, 20 or 30 times? 752 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,120 I'd extend her a little credit for the, um, pokies. 753 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,960 Yes. 754 00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:02,360 Yes. And, and... What can I say, ladies and gentlemen? 755 00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:04,680 Such was my client's desperation, 756 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,960 and such is the greed of proprietors such as Mr Short here 757 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:09,640 and his corporate masters 758 00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,840 that they will relentlessly exploit the vulnerability of such people 759 00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:14,520 and drive them to acts of debasement. 760 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:18,600 Mr Greene! Yeah, no, apologies, Your Honour. 761 00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,400 Where were we? 762 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:26,480 Well, ah, Mr Short here was just detailing 763 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,160 how he regularly paid Helen for sex. 764 00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:49,320 Justice has been done. 765 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,720 The gambling industry preys on the frailties of the weak, 766 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:58,800 but now I'm strong, and I'm very pleased to be able to say 767 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:02,760 this is the first day of the rest of my life. 768 00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:09,000 I'd like to thank my legal team, headed up by Mr Cleaver Greene, 769 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:14,720 for never wavering and for always having faith in my case. Thank you. 770 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,160 Thank you, everyone. Thank you. 771 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:24,720 Celebration? 772 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,840 What would we be celebrating? 773 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:30,760 Well, we kicked the gambling industry in the arse, didn't we? 774 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,960 You kicked a pub in the arse, Cleaver, 775 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,800 or rather, a sleazy publican kicked himself in the arse 776 00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,680 and created a bit of a stink. 777 00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,920 If that's what you were after, congratulations. 778 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:44,520 Wow, you're really a bit of a mood killer, aren't you? 779 00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,440 Malcolm told me you were an advocate for social justice. 780 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:51,600 Yeah, I am, when I can be. 781 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,480 Maybe just when you need to be. See ya. 782 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:59,000 I'm prepared to stump up for a bottle of champagne. 783 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,880 French, of course. Oh, I'm sure you are. 784 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:06,520 Any spurious pretext will do, won't it? Probably get some sprinkles too. 785 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:12,400 What are you, in the Women's Temperance League? 786 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,240 Wendy, Fuzz? 787 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,400 Where is everybody? 788 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:22,600 I've had a win. 789 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:24,240 Hello. Can I help you? 790 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:27,560 Oh, are you a friend of Wendy's? Where's Wendy? 791 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:30,680 Fuzz's farewell. Are you a friend of Fuzzy's? 792 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:34,960 Wendy and Roger have moved. I have an address somewhere. 793 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,520 Oh, shit. 794 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,120 I'm sorry about the mess. 795 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:43,800 Wow. 796 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,280 They've really... 797 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,480 Fuzzy's... 798 00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,920 Wow. Fuck. 799 00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,240 Good evening, children. 800 00:48:58,240 --> 00:48:59,720 Fuck. 801 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:03,680 You've really gone to town here, haven't you? 802 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,720 This was my marital home once. 803 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:15,080 You know how I got the deposit for this place? 804 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:18,680 A bay mare called Wide Margin. 805 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:23,960 I remember I went up to the members and shouted the bar. 806 00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:28,920 That was a huge win, like, 40, 50 to 1. 807 00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:32,840 Unexpectedly slow track, you see? 808 00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:42,640 Wendy and I went home and made love to Miles Davis, 809 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,640 Blue In Green. 810 00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:49,160 She was so fucking beautiful. 811 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,320 Fucking beautiful girl. 812 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,400 She is. She is a beautiful girl. 813 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:03,080 I told her I'd never bet again after that. 814 00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,760 Um, I have the address here. 815 00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:11,960 Blue In Green. 816 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,800 This is the Department of Community Services. 817 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:08,200 We have a court order to take three children into protective custody. 818 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,680 Open up, please. 819 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:15,400 Is there a parent or guardian at home? 820 00:51:15,560 --> 00:51:18,880 Um, just me and my brother and sister. 821 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,160 Oh, no. 822 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:58,920 Oh, no. I did not mean, 'reply all'. I did not mean, 'reply all'! 823 00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,800 Oh, fuck! 824 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,880 What the fuck is this? 825 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,200 Where'd you get all this money? 826 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,000 I didn't get this money. 827 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:34,920 I contributed a little bit, but this is mainly Roger's. 828 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,400 He's an osteopath! 829 00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:40,880 How many dodgy groins do you have to feel up to get a shack like this? 830 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,120 Or what, has he got family money? 831 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:46,360 He isn't just an osteopath, Cleave. He's a sports therapist. 832 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,960 He's a consultant. It's a business. 833 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:53,160 Consultant, yeah. Consultant licensed to charge four times more. 834 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:55,480 OK, do you want to ruin tonight? 835 00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:59,680 Our son is going to the fucking Congo. This isn't Fiji, Cleaver. 836 00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:02,000 I want you to contemplate that. 837 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,840 Stop it! 838 00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:08,960 Dad, come on. Stop it! 839 00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,760 Rog! Roger? 840 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,800 Roger's so strong, isn't he? So virile. 841 00:53:16,120 --> 00:53:17,880 She was my wife first. 842 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:22,520 You are never to see her again, you understand me? 843 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:24,040 Fuck you, groin boy. 844 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:31,320 And you're never to set foot in this house again. Got it? 845 00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:35,880 He's been in prison a long time, Rog. I'm sure he's had worse. 846 00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,400 How do you think he's doing? 847 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:54,640 I think if he doesn't stop this madness soon, he's going to die. 848 00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:56,120 I agree. 849 00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:58,720 So I've been thinking... 850 00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,080 ..why don't you move in with us? 851 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:04,720 What? He's got to stop running. 852 00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:08,640 There's nothing to run to or from if we're together. 853 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,120 It's the only way. 854 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:14,840 You're right, yep. 855 00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:21,200 Oh, my God. 856 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,800 Ah. Yeah. 857 00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,360 What are you doing here? 858 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,760 KMA Half Marathon, apparently, mate. 859 00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:36,400 You're off your tree. 860 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:39,600 No, I'm not. Come on. Come on. I told you I was going to do it. 861 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:41,120 You don't want to do this. 862 00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,160 Yes, I do, mate. No, you don't. 863 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,880 Come on, you bald tool. 864 00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:48,760 Come on. Come on, baby. Yeah! 865 00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:53,840 Come on. Come on, Barn. What are you doing? 866 00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:56,920 Come on! 867 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,240 What's up? 868 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:03,040 I can't, mate. 869 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:05,920 Come on, mate. I had it in the bag. 870 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,320 I'm scared shitless, Cleave. 871 00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:25,560 Come on, Barnyard. 872 00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,120 You'll be alright. 873 00:55:33,240 --> 00:55:34,960 I promise you. 874 00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:47,200 I need your help. Old friends of Malcolm's. 875 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:50,320 Landed themselves in some pretty serious legal trouble. 876 00:55:50,480 --> 00:55:54,080 So you broke into the building to steal a desk, 877 00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:58,680 then you didn't, and then you left and now you're charged with murder? 878 00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,840 Well, that's pretty much how it happened. 879 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,360 Oh, Scarlet! 880 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,400 She said it's very nice to meet you. 881 00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:09,600 Brand-new producer for the show. 882 00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:10,800 Great. 883 00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:12,640 You could reveal your vulnerable side 884 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,120 and later, outside with the moon up, we could kiss. 885 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,360 And hey presto, we're humping away in your bed.